Archive for category Ridiculous Breast Implants
Boob-o-Lantern
Posted by admin in plastic surgery humor, Ridiculous Breast Implants on October 31, 2012
Breast implants (particularly saline-filled implants) can be pretty easily trans illuminated. This is more the case when the implants are larger and the breasts were originally smaller…meaning less breast and more implant. It is also a good gag for Halloween if she’ll let you do it.
Just be careful not to burn anyone. Lights can get hot.
Best Regards,
John Di Saia MD
P.S. The shadowed irregularly interconnected lines are probably subcutaneous veins.
Breast Implant Test – Under a Car
Posted by admin in plastic surgery humor, Ridiculous Breast Implants on June 18, 2012
The home tests that people put breast implants under are something else. Here someone actually ran a breast implant under a car. While this is not exactly recommended activity, it can provide a little humor to pass the time.
Best Regards,
John Di Saia MD
P.S. Oh and BTW I am not recommending you do this with your implants particularly if they are still inside your body.
Huge Breast Implant Removal? a Reader Asks
Posted by admin in Dr D's Truth, Ridiculous Breast Implants on February 3, 2011
Huge Breast Implant Removal?
Reader Question:
Just wondering what your thoughts were on girls such as this. I understand these sort of implants were only available for a short time only….can’t imagine why they were ever invented actually! Are these implants able to be removed? What are the long term complications?
As we have mentioned before, silicone gel doesn’t do a body good. When this stuff is placed into your body, your tissues are best shielded from the bare silicone gel. The degree to which there may be a problem can be minimized, but the larger breast implants have more involved effects upon the patient’s body than smaller ones.
When the implants get really large, those changes affect not only the skin and soft tissue, but also the chest wall (ribs, and bones.) Really large implants actually wear into and bend bones and cartilage. These kinds of problems are most commonly seen in reconstructive breast surgery (re-creation of the breast after breast cancer treatment,) but would certainly affect patients with huge breast implants over time. The implants this woman has are in the “well over a 1000 cc each.” You can’t get them in the United States and I wouldn’t want to place them if you could. This makes my malpractice carrier happy.
Very few of these “super large” implant patients come to having their implants removed (without replacement) as the appearance afterward would be pretty unusual. Such a patient would likely have to have several operations to take in the stretched skin and would likely be left with noticeable contour defects visible under that stretched skin, that is, if the implants were not to be replaced.
I think it is safe to say that most people would categorize implants in this size as “ridiculous breast implants.”
Best Regards,
John Di Saia MD






